Category: Uncategorized
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Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once
A review a long time coming, for one of my favorite films of all time.
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The Mathematically Perfect Time to Take Down Your Christmas Tree
I bet you really wanted to know this one. I can still see it behind you and it’s already mid-January.
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Tortoise and the Hare
Thoughts on college, people, and trying too hard.
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Wow! The Pavement is Cracked Here!
Brief(?) thoughts on college. What kind of sick madman would put electric scooters on this Earth.
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Emil Cioran and the Beauty of Failure
Nah, I’d lose.
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Completely Serious College Application Supplement
Better than the Costco essay? Worthy of a Pulitzer prize? Maybe both?
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My Laptop Fell
Oh, well! Word vomit before college apps get really intense, I guess.
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John Watson is a Menace to Society
A very, very long analysis of a two-second anime scene. Microwave your popcorn, sit back, and watch the science happen.
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Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorem and My (Very Outlandish) Universal Evolution Theory
I love thinking. Today I think about something thought-provoking: how do we approach the seemingly arbitrary truths of the universe?
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A Brief Overview of Women’s Dress Codes— And My Grievances with it
Please. I just want to wear something that won’t have me sweat out my entire water supply in Miami’s sweltering heat.
Tiny Hydra 